The Imfamous Drunk Uncle

We've all seen it at one time or another. The Uncle who is all too happy the bar is open. They continually re-appear in the lineup for a drink and soon the bartender knows their name and their drink. Then slowly, they start to get sloppy. Draping their affections on unsuspecting Baptist Grandma's who gracefully smile and say "George, go get some fresh air". That, or Grandma's Tai-Chi training kicks in and George gets the old "White Crane Spreads its Wings" and kisses the laminate.

Barring Elderly Ninjas, it's always a good idea to have someone who is willing to stay reasonably sober and is over 200lbs to be on the watch for those incidents. I've seen more than a few of them. The worst infraction was a friend of the groom that was wildly drunk and making every effort to "subtlety" grab the bride's boobs. Sadly there wasn't anyone to calm his happy hands, so the bride had to deal with it. Fortunately she could handle herself and eventually gave him the "death look"accompanied by some very forceful whispering and he figured it out. Yes, it really happened.

So if you are aware of someone who may have a bit much make sure they have someone to watch them. Above all else they understand that no-one is to drink and drive. RIDE programs are quite common outside known wedding venues and if people know that they are less likely to be tempted. Plus your bar bill is a bit lighter.

Everyone is looking to have a good time at your wedding day, including the Drunk Uncle and a little bit of foresight can prevent all sorts of uncomfortable situations.